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"Beer is so nifty
uh, I think it's spiffy
I'd choose it over a million in bills.
Did I fully relate
how much I think beer's great
My soul wants to die when it spills
Shit that was a Heineken ad
now I feel so sad
for being a dirty plagiarist.
Well I'll fix that in short order
let me crack open a porter
was I sad? Ah, it's nothing I trust. "